Channeling My Inner Weird Al

I hope Bon Jovi isn't watching

Unwanted Dead or Alive

It’s all so lame, only the names will change

every day it seems I’m wastin away

Another date-space where the profiles are so cold

rather play Fortnite as long as mom’s not home

I’m an incel, about my conquests –I lied

I’m unwanted, Dead or Alive

Unwanted Dead or Alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it’s not for days

No people to meet, never get to try my plays

Sometimes you tell the day, by the case of energy drink

all times you are alone, nobody to tell you that you stink

I’m an incel, about my conquests –I lied

I’m unwanted Dead or Alive

Unwanted Dead or Alive

But I surf these streets, a loaded keyboard on my back

I troll for keeps, cos I might not make it back

I post everywhere, still standin tall

I’ve seen a milion edgelords, and I’ve memed em all

I’m an incel, about my conquests –I lied

I’m unwanted, Dead or Alive

Unwanted Dead or Alive

I’m an incel, about my conquests –I lied

I’m unwanted Dead or Alive

Unwanted Dead or Alive

And I lied ,dead or alive

I can’t drive, dead or alive

Dead or Alive

Dead or Alive

Dead or Alive

Dead or Alive